WhatsApp Quotes & Status| December 2018

In this article, I’ll not take up your time with some words here and there. I’m here publishing the article for WhatsApp Quotes, Images for Status & Stories. In the year 2018, everybody on social networking sites is possibly addicted to sharing stories from their precious moments in life, while some of them share Quotes and Sayings!

I’m here with all in one collection of WhatsApp Status Images from all over the internet at one place. Cheers and select one for yourself.

Note: All the images here are free to use. If you’re reposting on your blog/website then make sure it links back to my page.


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Savage WhatsApp Status With Images:

Funny WhatsApp Quotes:

  1. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
  2. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
  3. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
  4. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
  5. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
  6. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
  7. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
  8. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  9. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
  10. I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
  11. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  12. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

Cool WhatsApp Quotes:

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. Will Rogers

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. George Carlin

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out. Lawrence Ferlinghetti

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. George Bernard Shaw

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges im holding onto are. t

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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